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Stu Clary Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:11pm
The YSISF's martyrs are in for a big surprise.

Welpe Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:43pm
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Originally Posted by wadeintothem (Post 588852)
pfffffffffffffftt

I doubt you could find 4 virgins at that.

Probably have to go to an umpire clinic to find 40 virgins.
Did you get that line from the softball parents at HeyBucket? :D

wadeintothem Tue Mar 17, 2009 07:22am
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Originally Posted by Welpe (Post 588894)
Did you get that line from the softball parents at HeyBucket? :D
lol - it struck me funny. :D

Thats my bad yo. :o

IRISHMAFIA Tue Mar 17, 2009 09:38am
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Originally Posted by Stu Clary (Post 588731)
Yes, but there's also mention of 40 virgins.
Mention 40 virgins around a softball field now, and the parents have the police lock you up and then ask questions.

Ref Ump Welsch Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:05am
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Originally Posted by Steve M (Post 588844)
Is that more important than the bomb kept in the ball bag? I'm sure I read that arguing ball/strike calls leads to a suicide meeting with the defensive coach.
I'll grant this...both are equally important, as well as the big fancy limo the umpire has for the 40 virgins. :p

NCASAUmp Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:31am
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Originally Posted by IRISHMAFIA (Post 588936)
Mention 40 virgins around a softball field now, and the parents have the police lock you up and then ask questions.
Not if you passed your background check, right?

Just kidding, Mike! Don't go there! :)

IRISHMAFIA Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:41am
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Originally Posted by NCASAUmp (Post 588973)
Not if you passed your background check, right?

Just kidding, Mike! Don't go there! :)
Actually, if that happened, I guess the background check didn't help much, did it? :p

wadeintothem Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:02pm
Unlike you heathens, Region 14 is now child safe for all us umpires are back ground checked!

Ref Ump Welsch Wed Mar 18, 2009 05:00pm
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Originally Posted by wadeintothem (Post 588982)
Unlike you heathens, Region 14 is now child safe for all us umpires are back ground checked!
Heathens? I thought the term was infidels! :p

Chess Ref Wed Mar 18, 2009 05:54pm
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Originally Posted by wadeintothem (Post 588982)
Unlike you heathens, Region 14 is now child safe for all us umpires are back ground checked!
And a whole bunch of other things that have nothing to do with child proofing the softball diamonds.

wadeintothem Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:54pm
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Originally Posted by Chess Ref (Post 589466)
And a whole bunch of other things that have nothing to do with child proofing the softball diamonds.
I really like the idea of a ball that doesnt injure :rolleyes: so they can use any bat.

wadeintothem Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:55pm
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Originally Posted by Ref Ump Welsch (Post 589459)
Heathens? I thought the term was infidels! :p
Yeah, a bunch of deviant unchecked infidels. You could be anyone!!! How could I know?

You know, in Region 14 we even eat our hot dogs starting in the middle just so no one gets any ideas....

CajunNewBlue Thu Mar 19, 2009 07:27am
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Originally Posted by wadeintothem (Post 589512)

You know, in Region 14 we even eat our hot dogs starting in the middle just so no one gets any ideas....
rofl.... dang and i thought it was just us that did that. :D


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