Greetings

[Dakota]

Originally Posted by Skahtboi

Somehow, though, singing, "I saw miles and miles of Delaware," just doesn't sound right.

That would be because there aren't.

[Dakota]

A Texas umpire and a Delaware umpire were discussing whether they regularly called games in neighboring states.

TU: "Hail no. If Ah got in mah pickup an' drove awl day, Ah'd steel not git to the stayit line."

DU: "Yeah, I know what you mean. I used to have a truck like that, too."