Question for the Fashion Police

[shipwreck]

Don't feel too bad. Believe it or not, we have an umpire (I am being WAY too kind calling him that) that wore this combination. Blue shirt, navy blue Bike shorts, no pants, and shin guards over top of white kneehigh socks. He brought a folding chair on the field for during the game and a BIG beach towel that he draped on the fence and a 3 gallon water cooler on the field. I thought it couldn't get worse but hold the phone, he then had to try to umpire. His calls and mechanics matched his uniform perfectly. Dave