Co-Ed stories...

[Alameda]

Wow, what a riot lol.

Yesterday we were getting set to call the plate conference and one of the pitchers came over to us and said "Hi, I've never played SB before and they want me to pitch."

hehe. O boy, let the good times roll!!
We obviously didn't want to coach her, but we did give her some basics, like foot on the rubber etc.

Another time in the 1st inning we had an Infield Fly Rule on and called the BR out. The pitcher was baffled. "Why is she out?" My reply, "Infield Fly Rule".

"What's that"
"Runners on 1st and 2nd, or loaded with less than two outs. Look it up in the rule book". (Which he obvisouly hadn't read).

Then the pitcher has the gaul to question some of my balls and strikes. He gave me a huge scank eye look on one pitch that hit the plate (no, batter didn't swing, so auto ball).

After putting up with him for a couple pitches I told the catcher "You might want to tell your pitcher to read the rule book before he starts laying in on the umpires. BTW, he can be ejected for argueing balls and strikes."

Next inning that pitcher came in with a big smile and a big attitude adjustment.


Any other funny Co-Ed mishaps?