Worst thing you've seen an umpire do

[Little Jimmy]

I'm doing a rec level tourney game. I'm in the field. Partner has plate. He apparently has had a pay problem with tourney director in the past and during the game he keeps asking one of the coaches if he's seen the director because he needs to speak to him. This is annoying enough but during one inning he holds up play, tells the batter to step out of the box, and pulls out his cell phone. He then proceeds to call the director and quite loudly tells him that he'd better get his pay this time. This goes on for a good 2-3 minutes while the girls are sitting down on the field. Finally he finishes and continues the game. In between innings he tells me how he was looking out for both of us. Embarrasing to say the least.