Since we are on the subject of low pitches, I have one
that I had a couple years ago.

Both coaches have been complaining about my low zone, which on this
day did seem low. Finally when one yelled "Blue, that pitch was way
too low." Well, it was late, and I had had all I wanted of this. (Both
teams getting the same call all day.)
I mouthed back "Yea, but it did not bounce coach." Well, he could not
handle this remark He really flew off the handle. He got so loud and
angry, that I ended up I ended up ejecting him.