Returning from a tournament Saturday nite out of Houston,
(traffic was heavy naturally because of SuperBowl), I was
stopped by a Texas highway officer. I was not speeding and
I was wearing my seatbelt. He asked me if I knew why he had
stopped me, and I said "No, because I was not doing anything illegal."
"Well, your driver's side headlamp is out, and I am going to have
to issue you a ticket." Fine, "May I have your ticket book when
you finish, cause I would like to return the favor." "Turn around
and look at your passengers side headlamp." It was out also. I
did not get the ticket. We did have a good laugh.