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Forum: Basketball Sat Sep 29, 2007, 10:48am
Replies: 37
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Posted By Mark Padgett
Yeah - I see squirrels hit chipmunks all the time...

Yeah - I see squirrels hit chipmunks all the time at World Wildlife Fund dinners. Since you used the term WWF, I guess you're not up-to-date on your lawsuits. ;)
Forum: Basketball Mon Sep 24, 2007, 06:24pm
Replies: 37
Views: 3,715
Posted By Mark Padgett
Exclamation True story - just this morning I was returning a...

True story - just this morning I was returning a voice mail message at my office and I dialed one wrong digit and got a porn line. When I finally contacted the correct person, I told him what...
Forum: Basketball Mon Sep 24, 2007, 06:04pm
Replies: 37
Views: 3,715
Posted By Mark Padgett
Exclamation I think there's a website where you can watch a...

I think there's a website where you can watch a video of a schoolteacher shaking her heak, but it's a pay site. :(
Forum: Basketball Mon Sep 24, 2007, 12:53pm
Replies: 37
Views: 3,715
Posted By Mark Padgett
Question Wait a minute - I thought you said you never...

Wait a minute - I thought you said you never called "cheap" fouls on a "star" player. Oh, right - it must have been your partner. :rolleyes:
Forum: Basketball Mon Sep 24, 2007, 10:34am
Replies: 37
Views: 3,715
Posted By Mark Padgett
Exclamation FYI - I've found that for some unknown reason,...

FYI - I've found that for some unknown reason, it's more disturbing to them to puke on their shoes if their shoes have laces, rather than being loafers. Dunno why. Maybe I'll do a scientific study...
Forum: Basketball Mon Sep 24, 2007, 10:30am
Replies: 37
Views: 3,715
Posted By Mark Padgett
Exclamation Your comment cracked me up, JR. Actually, Oregon...

Your comment cracked me up, JR. Actually, Oregon is a blue state, but it's OK to shoot people here as long as you use a hunting rifle, have a permit and you don't shoot anyone who's on a bicycle. ...
Forum: Basketball Mon Sep 24, 2007, 10:18am
Replies: 37
Views: 3,715
Posted By Mark Padgett
Talking There's always the old "Let's trade places. You...

There's always the old "Let's trade places. You come out here and call the game, and I'll sit there and act like a jackass." Works with coaches, too. :D
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