I'll start with the quote that's presently in my signature.

"I ain't been dropping no eaves sir, honest!"

Any guesses? :)

That one actually sounds familiar... and since I don't go out to see many movies, I would say that it's something new within the past 18 months.

Mike

I think that I saw this one on TV with my grand daughter.I remember laughing at it.Was it one of the "Lord of the Rings" movies?

AH! We have a winner!

Samwise Gamgee, outside the window of Bilbo Baggins home, gets caught eavesdropping by Gandalf and Frodo.

Okay JR, your turn!

Here's a few others to study on while we're waiting for you to find one!

"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself."

"Rock 'n' roll by its very nature leads to a breakdown in discipline. "

"Juicy Fruit."

"I'm only paranoid because they want me dead."

"Ohhh. Hmm. Well, you know Mom, there are ways to enjoy yourself without Dad."

How about:
"You goddamned,chauvinistic pig ape.You want to eat me? Then go ahead!"

Cracked me right up!

Here's another one-from my youth. You'll probably never get this one.Mick or MP might,though.

"I know that you've got a civil tongue in your head.I sewed it their myself".

American Beauty

Quote:

"Rock 'n' roll by its very nature leads to a breakdown in discipline. "

Mr. Holland's Opus

Quote:

"I'm only paranoid because they want me dead."

Conspiracy theory

Quote:

"Ohhh. Hmm. Well, you know Mom, there are ways to enjoy yourself without Dad."

Pleasantville

Great scene, b/c as she discovers how to "enjoy herself" in the tub, the tree in the front yard bursts into flames. Bud (aka Spiderman) runs to the firehouse yelling "Fire! Fire!", but nobody has ever had to put out a fire before. So instead, he yells "Cat!" to mobilize the fire crew. I really like that movie.

I KNEW he'd do it! LOL

Big whistle is very good. That, or he has a very good search engine. :)

No guesses on "Juicy Fruit"? :confused:

Here's my favorite
 

Witness: I do not think about things I do not think about.

Lawyer: Do you ever think about things you do think about?


Also - in the same movie:

Local: Mister, are you looking for a nice, clean place to stay?

Visitor: Ma'am, I had a nice, clean place to stay, and I left it - to come here.

Re: Here's my favorite
 

Damn,that sounds suspiciously like a Marx Bros. movie,but I can't place it.

Geeze,Tony,you've got the same satellite dish that I've got.This just finished in the '500s about 10 minutes ago. No guess?

Re: Re: Here's my favorite
 

It does, doesn't it. However, it's not even close.

Okay, okay! King Kong!

I wanted to give someone else a chance. :)

I can't believe you guys don't know who said "Juicy Fruit."

Didn't the Chief say Juicy Fruit in the movie "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"?

Will Sampson, <u>Thunderheart</u>.
"...Ah, Juicy Fruit"

No, not the one I was thinking of, mick. :D

No, not the one I was thinking of, mick. :D [/B][/QUOTE]Google says that "juicy fruit" is a type of marijuana seed. Is that pertinent,O Wise One?

http://www.sodamnfunny.com/Picture/Movie/yoda.jpg

"Juicy Fruit"
 

That line comes from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest".
The big Indian (Native American) doesn't talk thru the whole movie, and he's thought to be a mute. Jack Nicholson hands him a stick of gum and he just says 2 words... "Juicy fruit".
It floors 'em...........

Re:
 

Oh, yeah. That's Will Sampson, too. Maybe that's why the line was added to Thunderheart.
Very clever. :)

Okay, a new set!

I'll bet someone back east is going, "Now why don't he write?"

"Ummm that was incredible. Was it good for you?"
"I've had better."

"With a kiss, I die."

"I see dead people."

"You think that's bad? I owe 100 grand to a fatass loan shark which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds."

That was me,to my wife,on our wedding night.

If she ever reads this,I'm a dead man walking!

Dances with Wolves

That kid talking to Bruce Willis.

Guess who's coming to dinner.

Re: Here's my favorite
 

Both from "Inherit The Wind" with Spencer Tracy, Fredric March, Gene Kelly, Dick York, Claude Akins and Harry Morgan. It's the factual story of the "Scopes Monkey Trial" in the 1920s in which a schoolteacher was the first person arrested for violating Tennessee's law against teaching evolution in the public schools.

It's one of my top five of all time.

Correct.

The Sixth Sense.

Hmmm...don't think so. :)

[QUOTE]Originally posted by BktBallRef


"Ummm that was incredible. Was it good for you?"
"I've had better."

Liar, Liar

"With a kiss, I die."

Romeo and Juliet



"You think that's bad? I owe 100 grand to a fatass loan shark which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds."

Armageddon

OK, Here's one from one of my favorite movies. This line happens to be a blooper, as well. Can you name the movie and explain why it's a blooper?

"I hope the Pacific is as blue as it is in my dreams...I hope."

Well, it's the closing line from "Shawshank Redemption"; but I don't know why it's a blooper. The only thing I can think of is that maybe the town he's supposedly living in is on the Gulf of Mexico instead of on the other coast.

Shawshank Redemption it is. However, I was wrong. It is not a blooper. A friend of mine told me it was because he thought the town was on the Gulf. I just looked it up and it is on the Pacific side. As Emily Latella used to say, "Never Mind".

I hired you boys to lay rail, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.

I plan to live forever, or die trying

One day a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets.

My blanket! My blue blanket! Give me my blue blanket!

Blazing Saddles. one of my all-time favorites1

Was that Gene Wilder in "The Producers"?

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Dan_ref

I plan to live forever, or die trying

Highlander

One day a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets.

Taxi driver

My blanket! My blue blanket! Give me my blue blanket!


The Producers

Good job JR & Whistle but ya missed one! I aint saying which one :p

Here's 2 more, both from the same movie:

"I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham."

"I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts."

And if you can't get this one you should turn in your runnin' refs:

"You ask for it...you got it...Toyota..."

Believe it or not, I can't remember the name of this movie. It was on the Mystery cable channel last week. It did have a great quote, however.

Boyfriend (asking doctor about his girlfriend): "Why didn't she tell me she's had electroshock treatments?"

Doctor: "Think about it. How was she supposed to tell you - over breakfast one morning? 'Please pass the Cheerios. Oh, by the way, a few years ago I was in the ha-ha hotel and had electroshock treatments. Can I have some more sugar please?'" http://e4u.consoleradar.com/crazy/1471.gif

Shawshank. My all-time fav. It's the best movie of all time. Seriously.

As great as that quote is, I think there are others equally as good. That movie is just full of great quotes and great events.

Salvation lie within.

[Edited by JugglingReferee on Aug 6th, 2003 at 10:45 PM]

The old father in Forget Paris.

I LOVED it when he did that....

You asked for it, you go ti, Toiy-yota.

I crack every time I see those parts.

How about some real classics (I know, they're easy):

"Close, but no cigar."

"Round up the usual suspects."

"Does your dog bite (with a french accent, of course)?"

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

"I reckon so."

"Well, you can take your apology, and your trophy, and shove it up your a$$!"

And, one of my favorite dialogues ever:

"My mom wanted me to be a farmer."
"My dad wanted me to be a ballplayer."
"Well, you're the best player I ever had. And, you're the best damn hitter I've ever seen. Go suit up."

Casablanca

Quote:

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."

A great movie - Cool Hand Luke

BTW, "I plan to live forever, or die trying" came from Catch 22.

Another easy one. . .
 

"Your honor, Your Honor".

[QUOTE]Originally posted by theboys

Quote:

"I reckon so."

The Outlaw Josey Wales

Quote:

And, one of my favorite dialogues ever: "My mom wanted me to be a farmer." "My dad wanted me to be a ballplayer." "Well, you're the best player I ever had. And, you're the best damn hitter I've ever seen. Go suit up."

The Natural

Re: Another easy one. . .
 

Caddyshack, of course

Okay, here's 5 more!

" We're gonna need some more FBI guys I guess."

"Sam Tuttle. I can't think of a better reason not to be a Yankee. "

"Hold on, Sugar! Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!"

"Yeah, and if a frog had wings it wouldn't bump its *** when it hopped."

"And my report will read IDGARA: I don't give a rat's ***."

Brazil?

Nope.

Liar, Liar



Romeo & Juliette

Sixth Sense

Mark, you're about three days late. Those have already been answered. :p

"Well, you can take your apology, and your trophy, and shove it up your a$$!"

---Bad News Bears?

Hmmm . . . . this is a tough one, but it would have to be either (a) a coach complaining about a call, or (b) my student loan companies.


:p

"It's a very important dance. We're being graded on it."

"Oh, really? When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side."

"I do have a test today. That wasn't bull#$@*. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a cr#p if their socialists? They could be fasict anarchists. It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car."

"Janie, make a note. We need to schedule more events where somebody gives me a really big fish."

And finally tonight, a quote near and dear to my own heart:
"Yeah--it's so much fun studying organic chemistry! Are you mad? Have you completely lost your mind? Nobody studies it for fun!"

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Mark Dexter
"It's a very important dance. We're being graded on it."

Sixteen Candles - funny movie

"I do have a test today. That wasn't bull#$@*. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a cr#p if their socialists? They could be fasict anarchists. It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car."
Ferris Bueller's Day Off - one of the best ever

Don't know the movie, but Willie Nelson used this line in the Beer for my Horses video!

[QUOTE]Originally posted by canuckrefguy

Quote:

Originally posted by Mark Dexter "It's a very important dance. We're being graded on it." Sixteen Candles - funny movie "I do have a test today. That wasn't bull#$@*. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a cr#p if their socialists? They could be fasict anarchists. It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car." Ferris Bueller's Day Off - one of the best ever

Someone knows his 80's movies. :p

Actually, it comes from the same movie that featured the line, "Game on!"

Tia Carrere said that line in "Waynes World"....Mike Myers then asks her where she learned her english. Her reply:

"College...and the Police Academy movies."

Guess I know my 90's movies too :D

"Oh, really? When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side."

This was Billy Crystal to Meg Ryan in "When Harry Met Sally", my wife's favorite movie.

"You jumped into a moat with my Nikon?"

"That call from J Edgar Hoover was for me ... I'm going to go home and sleep with my wife."

"What am I going to do with a gun-rack? I don't own _a_ gun, let alone many guns that would neccesitate an entire rack."

"...Because, you see gentlemen, these boys are now fertilizing daffodils..."

"In fact, I think he's a cop. Maybe not LAPD, but he's definitely a badge."

Die Hard

Alright, I'm checking in kinda late, and I haven't seen 3/4 of the movies you guys are quoting from, so here's a little nod to The Other Side:

THE CHICK FLICK CHALLENGE

"What? You want me to disclose my most personal feelings to the most indiscreet man in England?"

"That was only when I first knew her. For it wasn't many weeks before I considered her one of the handsomest women of my acquaintance."

"Ah, nuts, I broke my nail."

"Here's one I've been pondering: How do I talk to Isabelle?"

"Wait a minute, nice guys don't talk like that."
"Oh, yes, they f***ing do!" (followed by passionate kiss.)

"Go down to the gallery and lock up and then take out the checkbook, and write yourself a check for $5000. I feel you've earned it. Then I want you to take that check, and your coat, and that horrible blinking thing and get out of my sight forever... no, no, just go." (this is one of the all time greatest movies)

[Edited by rainmaker on Aug 12th, 2003 at 09:45 PM]

Hold on, let me go get my wife! :D

Sheez, I didn't mean to put a Kibosh on this entire thread!! Surely there's a guy out there somewhere who's up to a little challenge?!

Alright, here's a hint -- none of them is from Sleepless in Seattle, and none is from You've Got Mail. I hated both those movies (except I liked Rosie in Sleepless).

Juules, you sure have put a damper on things with all those chick-flick quotes! :)

[Edited by BktBallRef on Aug 16th, 2003 at 04:17 PM]

I'll try a couple....
 

OK, I'll give it a shot...

Braveheart?

Quote:

"That was only when I first knew her. For it wasn't many weeks before I considered her one of the handsomest women of my acquaintance."

Deliverance?

Quote:

"Ah, nuts, I broke my nail."

Rocky 2?

Quote:

"Here's one I've been pondering: How do I talk to Isabelle?"

The Good, the Bad & the Ugly?

Quote:

"Wait a minute, nice guys don't talk like that." "Oh, yes, they f***ing do!" (followed by passionate kiss.)

Terminator?

Quote:

"Go down to the gallery and lock up and then take out the checkbook, and write yourself a check for $5000. I feel you've earned it. Then I want you to take that check, and your coat, and that horrible blinking thing and get out of my sight forever... no, no, just go." (this is one of the all time greatest movies)

Road Warrior?

How'd I do?

Okay, someone can help me figure out a quote because my brain is just not coming up with it. It's like, there, I can see it, but for the life of me I can not think of the movie. The quote is "Wait for it, wait for it..." That's it. Why can't I think of this?

This is a fairly common remark in British movies. I know it's in Notting Hill, which (hint to above) is one of my favorites, and I expect it's in others.

I was hoping to attract some women to this thread, not that there's anything wrong with you guys, but it just gets a little too blue for me sometimes. Here are some more hints in the form of more quotes from the same movies:

I don't know about the Nikon quote, but this one is from Clue, spoken by "Mr. Green", I believe.

Dead Poet's Society. [whispered] "Caaaaaaaar. . . Caaaaaaarrr paaaaayyyyyy. . . dieeeeeeeeeeem."

Wow. I do not have one freakin' clue about any of those quotes. Never even remotely heard them. Sorry, Juules.

Bingo to both.

Gotcha.

Clue.

Wayne's World.

DPS - Dead Poets Society.

Die Hard.

That's okay, what about Kath?

How about,

"We've got a pool and a pond....the pond's good for you!"


And, as the prosecuting attorney finishes his presentation, claps his hands together and exclaims, "IDENTICAL!"

A few other (chick-flick) one:

"I carried a watermelon."
"It's ORGASMIC!"
"I believe in the Church of Baseball."


And, from a current play on Broadway:

"The great advantage of an extremely narrow life is the slightest deviation produces STAGGERING results."

This one is easy....Chevy Chase to Bill Murray in Caddyshack.

Another easy one....Susan Sarandon to Kevin Costner in Bull Durham.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by nine01c
[B]A few other (chick-flick) one:

"I carried a watermelon."
Dirty Dancing

"It's ORGASMIC!"
The Cutting Edge

Juicy Fruit
 

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Great scene with the Chief.

My Cousin Vinnie

How about, "Don't Shoot, Let 'em burn!" I watched this movie...again...over the weekend. Man, it is a powerful flick.

No one'll get this one....

"You had sex with my Prom date!"

Stealing Home

"Gee, Ricky - I'm sorry you mom blew up."

"You lied!" --- "I exaggerated."

"Gee, Ricky - I'm sorry you mom blew up."

Better Off Dead

"You lied!" --- "I exaggerated."

Star Trek II - Wrath Of Khan

I notice that Juulie never gave all us neanderthals the answers to her chick flick quotes. . .

Ok, Juulie, I'm takin' a stab. . . "Indiscreet"?

"Pride and Prejudice"?

Total shot in the dark. . . "Briget Jones' Diary"?

Right on both counts.

The one above that was "Notting Hill."

You get 1000 Oprah points for even trying, and another 1000 for two correct answers. And for everyone else, who apparently couldn't care less:

"Ah, nuts broke my nail" Outrageous Fortune

"Here's one I've been pondering..." Crossing Delancey

"Go down to the gallery..." Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

This is the only one I've actually seen, and I didn't know it. Duh

Chuck, that's because there is another line from that movie when Danny DeVito answers the phone that everybody remembers! :eek:

Andy -- WRONG!! You're thinking of Ruthless People. Danny DeVito isn't in Outrageous Fortune.

?
 

Ah, nuts broke my nail" Outrageous Fortune

"Here's one I've been pondering..." Crossing Delancey

"Go down to the gallery..." Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

------Are you making these up just to make fun of us? I never heard of these movies.

Got a reference for that one? I'm not sure what movie you're talking about.

Re: ?
 

Are you a chick? See, that's the point.

Also, they are all older than the last five years. In fact, maybe even the last 10 years. In fact, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner is older than the last 30 years! So maybe it's not a gender thing, but an age thing.