Help my umpire

[sportswriter]

Originally posted by Ed Hickland I had an umpire last year that kept missing the spot. One of my wingmen pointed out his knees were bad; therefore, he had the correct spot when he looked at the wingman but knelt over such that he would miss the spot. [/B]

IF his knees are that bad, how can he keep up with - and out of - the play, unless its Pop Warner?

One of my beefs is out-of-shape officials, by the way.