There's always a first time...

[James Neil]

I don't know if I was being hit on, but two years ago I was working Umpire in the inaugural National Championship Game for the IWFL (Independent Womens Football League). I was standing over the ball facing the defensive line having a little chat with the ladies between the down. The offensive snapper left her huddle early, came up behind me, grabbed my love handles and gave them a little tickle. Big laughs all around .