Hey "U" out of the Way!

[Bob M.]

REPLY: Years ago, I was the white hat in a HS game in Westfield (NJ) when Dave Brown (AZ Cardinals) was the QB. He threw a pss to the TE who was scraping along behind the defensive line. The pass hit my umpire square in the forehead and falls incomplete. Brown asks me, "What was that?" I answered, "Assault and battery, I think." Umpire survived...but with quite a lump on his head.