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Old Sun Jan 18, 2004, 10:00am
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Thought I would share exciting news with my brothers in stripes.

My wife and I have 4 daughters. On January 15, my wife and I delivered a healthy baby boy! My daughters have shown absolutely NO interest in football. I am hopeful that I can get my new son interested.

I am very excited that I was blessed with a son and just thought I'd share my joy.
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Old Sun Jan 18, 2004, 11:10am
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Congratulations!!!! See what wearing boxer shorts will do for you??????

Man you must have been a basket case living there with a wife and 4 daughters!!!! Did you at least have a boy dog before this???

Have he girls hit teenage yet? You have my sympathies for when that happens. I breezed through those years with my 2 sons but twhen the daughter got there I lost 15 years of my life in about 4 years. (To say nothing of a massive hair color change, brown to gray)
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Old Sun Jan 18, 2004, 02:06pm
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"See what wearing boxer shorts will do for you??????"

I wear briefs and fathered four sons. If boxers give you more potency, it's a good thing I didn't wear them.

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Old Sun Jan 18, 2004, 02:40pm
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Congratulations!!!!
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Old Sun Jan 18, 2004, 04:56pm
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Congrats, will you be getting him a little zebra outfit for pajamas?? :P
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Old Sun Jan 18, 2004, 06:22pm
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Congratulations!!!! See what wearing boxer shorts will do for you??????
If he already had 4 daughters, he wasn't having any problems in that area.

I bet Mrs. Sears is glad to finally have a boy. Mow she can put a stop to this silliness! Congrats Mike.
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Old Sun Jan 18, 2004, 07:12pm
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Obviously some of you guys do not understand the facts of life. It is a recognized fact that wearing briefs causes too much heat in certain areas of the male anatomy which in turn kills of the male producing sperm. That is why they say wear boxers if you want a boy. Just thought I'd share that "scientific" fact with you. ;-)
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Old Sun Jan 18, 2004, 07:20pm
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Might as well beat the price increases and get him one of these now.

http://www.honigs.com/detail.asp?Cat=1&Sub=8&Item=428
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Old Sun Jan 18, 2004, 08:14pm
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Congratulations, Mike!
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Old Sun Jan 18, 2004, 10:38pm
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Smile Good job Mike!

Congrats to you and your wife and 4 girls Mike!

We have a guy in our association named Mike Bocon and him and his wife Lorrie are up to 8 kids so far. He jokes that he has enough to have their own baseball team but is one short for football.

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Old Mon Jan 19, 2004, 12:58pm
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Mike, congratulations!

Now you and the little guy can both leave the seat up!!



p.s. Who did you name him after? Hochuli or Kukar?
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Old Mon Jan 19, 2004, 02:48pm
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Obviously some of you guys do not understand the facts of life. It is a recognized fact that wearing briefs causes too much heat in certain areas of the male anatomy which in turn kills of the male producing sperm. That is why they say wear boxers if you want a boy. Just thought I'd share that "scientific" fact with you. ;-)
Science, schmience. I guess you didn't read my post.

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Old Mon Jan 19, 2004, 03:31pm
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Obviously some of you guys do not understand the facts of life. It is a recognized fact that wearing briefs causes too much heat in certain areas of the male anatomy which in turn kills of the male producing sperm. That is why they say wear boxers if you want a boy. Just thought I'd share that "scientific" fact with you. ;-)
Science, schmience. I guess you didn't read my post.

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There is also the "oddball" exception to every rule. Congratulations!!! ;-)
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Old Tue Jan 20, 2004, 03:02am
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briefs or boxers

science or junk science?

http://www.cnn.com/HEALTH/men/9906/14/men.infertility/

only one article and he fails to mention his source. i'll keep searching and if there is another viewpoint, i'll post a link.
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Old Tue Jan 20, 2004, 06:34am
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Congrats Mike.. I just had my first kid 4 months ago with my little girl.. Trying to talk the wife into trying for a boy.
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