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mikesears Sun Jan 18, 2004 10:00am

Thought I would share exciting news with my brothers in stripes.

My wife and I have 4 daughters. On January 15, my wife and I delivered a healthy baby boy! My daughters have shown absolutely NO interest in football. I am hopeful that I can get my new son interested.

I am very excited that I was blessed with a son and just thought I'd share my joy.

TXMike Sun Jan 18, 2004 11:10am

Congratulations!!!! See what wearing boxer shorts will do for you??????

Man you must have been a basket case living there with a wife and 4 daughters!!!! Did you at least have a boy dog before this???

Have he girls hit teenage yet? You have my sympathies for when that happens. I breezed through those years with my 2 sons but twhen the daughter got there I lost 15 years of my life in about 4 years. (To say nothing of a massive hair color change, brown to gray)

bluezebra Sun Jan 18, 2004 02:06pm

"See what wearing boxer shorts will do for you??????"

I wear briefs and fathered four sons. If boxers give you more potency, it's a good thing I didn't wear them.

Bob


Snake~eyes Sun Jan 18, 2004 02:40pm

Congratulations!!!!

cmathews Sun Jan 18, 2004 04:56pm

Congrats, will you be getting him a little zebra outfit for pajamas?? :P

BktBallRef Sun Jan 18, 2004 06:22pm

Quote:

Originally posted by TXMike
Congratulations!!!! See what wearing boxer shorts will do for you??????
If he already had 4 daughters, he wasn't having any problems in that area. :)

I bet Mrs. Sears is glad to finally have a boy. Mow she can put a stop to this silliness! Congrats Mike. ;)

TXMike Sun Jan 18, 2004 07:12pm

Obviously some of you guys do not understand the facts of life. It is a recognized fact that wearing briefs causes too much heat in certain areas of the male anatomy which in turn kills of the male producing sperm. That is why they say wear boxers if you want a boy. Just thought I'd share that "scientific" fact with you. ;-)

Theisey Sun Jan 18, 2004 07:20pm

Might as well beat the price increases and get him one of these now.

http://www.honigs.com/detail.asp?Cat=1&Sub=8&Item=428

JugglingReferee Sun Jan 18, 2004 08:14pm

Congratulations, Mike!

Mike Simonds Sun Jan 18, 2004 10:38pm

Good job Mike!
 
Congrats to you and your wife and 4 girls Mike!

We have a guy in our association named Mike Bocon and him and his wife Lorrie are up to 8 kids so far. He jokes that he has enough to have their own baseball team but is one short for football.


JMN Mon Jan 19, 2004 12:58pm

Blessing
 
Mike, congratulations!

Now you and the little guy can both leave the seat up!!

:) :) :D

p.s. Who did you name him after? Hochuli or Kukar?

bluezebra Mon Jan 19, 2004 02:48pm

Quote:

Originally posted by TXMike
Obviously some of you guys do not understand the facts of life. It is a recognized fact that wearing briefs causes too much heat in certain areas of the male anatomy which in turn kills of the male producing sperm. That is why they say wear boxers if you want a boy. Just thought I'd share that "scientific" fact with you. ;-)
Science, schmience. I guess you didn't read my post.

Bob aka:bluezebra

TXMike Mon Jan 19, 2004 03:31pm

Quote:

Originally posted by bluezebra
Quote:

Originally posted by TXMike
Obviously some of you guys do not understand the facts of life. It is a recognized fact that wearing briefs causes too much heat in certain areas of the male anatomy which in turn kills of the male producing sperm. That is why they say wear boxers if you want a boy. Just thought I'd share that "scientific" fact with you. ;-)
Science, schmience. I guess you didn't read my post.

Bob aka:bluezebra

There is also the "oddball" exception to every rule. Congratulations!!! ;-)

ronald Tue Jan 20, 2004 03:02am

briefs or boxers
 
science or junk science?

http://www.cnn.com/HEALTH/men/9906/14/men.infertility/

only one article and he fails to mention his source. i'll keep searching and if there is another viewpoint, i'll post a link.

cowbyfan1 Tue Jan 20, 2004 06:34am

Congrats Mike.. I just had my first kid 4 months ago with my little girl.. Trying to talk the wife into trying for a boy.


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