Funniest things you've ever heard

[Bob Floyd]

w-sohl I thought this was supposed to be a humorous thread. You're making far too much out of it. The wingman did explain there was an illegal formation, six men on the line caused probably by having only ten players on the field. This should have been sufficient. Maybe I can satisfy -sohl by changing the end of the story. I call an official's time-out, calmly walk over to the sideline, pick out a player and inform the coach, "number 65 is his number, he was supposed to be in at left guard".