Funniest things you've ever heard

[James Neil]

Youth game Saturday. As a pile-up over on my sideline was heading back to mid-field I see (and everyone else on A’s sideline) an A player deliberately try to knee a B player as he was walking away. I say ”HEY”! And toss my flag. The kid looks at me and says “what?” . I said “you know what, and your lucky I’m not ejecting you”. I go report a dead ball PF and head back to my sideline. Coach says “what was that for? I said “ you going to tell me you didn’t see that?” He says “ well he only did it because he was being held “