Dennis Hopper works! I like it! Gotta tweak him up a bit first, Hopper may be too layed back to play a convincing Bill.

As for Chuck's ballerina, I'm thinking she might work in a recurring role as Sally Struthers. Work for you? [/B][/QUOTE]That works,if the ballerina puts on a few pounds.

Steve Dallas?
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RonaldAnn?
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First of all, it's not my ballerina. Second, maybe she could be the basselope?

Actually I was seeing Jack Nicholson as Bill the cat...

How did the ballerina get to be NOT yours? I dunno...you can't just walk away from her now...

Hmmmm....maybe a little too brutal for Bill, might work though...

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I think it's obvious to everyone that Chuck, in his humility, realizes that he is not worthy of such a fine woman.

Awwwww, Barry. Now I gotta squeegee the Diet Coke off the monitor, doggonit!

And she's obviously responsible for the sweet sentiment of his new sig...

Chuck's been smitten!

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That works! Sally Struthers as Rosebud!

You busy,Chuck? We may have the perfect part for you. Hodge. There is a physical resemblance,and you're both about the same size. Come to think of it,we probably can get Dan to play Hodge's buddy,Portnoy also. There's a resemblance there too.
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Can I be in it too?

Of course, being female, I don't have a lot of choices do I? But if I get first choice, I'll be Yaz Pistachio, the teenager who Steve Dallas takes to her junior prom. But only if Peter Coyote can be Steve Dallas.

No, no...gotta be Billy Bob Thornton as Steve...

I'd settle for Rupert Everett? Otherwise, I'll play Steve's mother. She would be fun!! Or that ax murderer that Steve defended in court. Let's see who would I like to ax first?!?