...I was watchin' CNN tonight to get Howard Dean's spin on world events when I saw a story that I thought you might be interested in.

Guess who's coming to your local Sunday comics? I'll give you a hint:

http://www.alumni.caltech.edu/~lin/picts/opus.gif

Oh, please, please, PLEASE tell me Bloom County is coming back!!

Better not be kiddin',or you're in deep,dark doo-doo!

Bloom County,Outland or sumthin' new?
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Btw,bear with us folks,before you call the (humor-impaired,blue-laced,panty-wearing) board monitors. For some of us,this represents underwear-soiling time!:D

Somethin' else, kinda

http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansas...nt/6728901.htm

And yeah, leave those guys alone - they need all the beauty sleep they can get.

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There is no way the ballerina survives the night. . .

So who do you think they'll get to play Opus in the movie? :confused:

Well, then Buddy...
 

Well, then Buddy,

<Font size = 6>You <u>are</u> the Man!!!</font>

The Ballerina?

(BTW Chuck, my wife just came in and wants to know what the heck I was laughing at...your post is probably the funniest thing I've read on the internet in a loooong time!)

Re: Well, then Buddy...
 

LOL!! ... Oh, stop please!!... gasp!!...I can't take it anymore!!... rofl... you're killin' me here!!

[Edited by rainmaker on Sep 9th, 2003 at 10:42 PM]

Got to be Gary Coleman.

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So what do you think Opus' voice will be like in the movie? What actor would best resemble him?

Robert DeNiro,if he put on same weight. Could win another academy award for this one.

Robert DeNiro in <B><red>Raging Penguin</red></B>.

I kinda see DeNiro in another role...

"Hey! You talkin' to me? You aint talkin' to me, are ya? AAACK!"

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I kinda see DeNiro in another role...

"Hey! You talkin' to me? You aint talkin' to me, are ya? AAACK!"

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[/B][/QUOTE]Hmmmmm! I kinda see Dennis Hopper in this one. JMO,though.

Fer sure,your ballerina above ain't gonna play Lola Falana!

Hmmmmm! I kinda see Dennis Hopper in this one. JMO,though.

Fer sure,your ballerina above ain't gonna play Lola Falana! [/B][/QUOTE]

Dennis Hopper works! I like it! Gotta tweak him up a bit first, Hopper may be too layed back to play a convincing Bill.

As for Chuck's ballerina, I'm thinking she might work in a recurring role as Sally Struthers. Work for you?

Dennis Hopper works! I like it! Gotta tweak him up a bit first, Hopper may be too layed back to play a convincing Bill.

As for Chuck's ballerina, I'm thinking she might work in a recurring role as Sally Struthers. Work for you? [/B][/QUOTE]That works,if the ballerina puts on a few pounds.

Steve Dallas?
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RonaldAnn?
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First of all, it's not my ballerina. Second, maybe she could be the basselope?

Actually I was seeing Jack Nicholson as Bill the cat...

How did the ballerina get to be NOT yours? I dunno...you can't just walk away from her now...

Hmmmm....maybe a little too brutal for Bill, might work though...

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I think it's obvious to everyone that Chuck, in his humility, realizes that he is not worthy of such a fine woman.

Awwwww, Barry. Now I gotta squeegee the Diet Coke off the monitor, doggonit!

And she's obviously responsible for the sweet sentiment of his new sig...

Chuck's been smitten!

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That works! Sally Struthers as Rosebud!

You busy,Chuck? We may have the perfect part for you. Hodge. There is a physical resemblance,and you're both about the same size. Come to think of it,we probably can get Dan to play Hodge's buddy,Portnoy also. There's a resemblance there too.
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Can I be in it too?

Of course, being female, I don't have a lot of choices do I? But if I get first choice, I'll be Yaz Pistachio, the teenager who Steve Dallas takes to her junior prom. But only if Peter Coyote can be Steve Dallas.

No, no...gotta be Billy Bob Thornton as Steve...

I'd settle for Rupert Everett? Otherwise, I'll play Steve's mother. She would be fun!! Or that ax murderer that Steve defended in court. Let's see who would I like to ax first?!?