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Song Parody
Look what I found. Apparently, at some point, Billy Joel did some officiating.
Zebra Man It's six o'clock in the evening The bloodthirsty crowd's coming in There is just one team in the gym tonight That knows it has no chance to win 'Cause the fans always call for perfection Even though most don't know half the rules And while many are somewhat obnoxious The rest act like bonafide fools La la la, di da da La la, di da da da dum Cut me some slack I'm a referee I've got a job to do Why must you make it so personal? 'Cause I don't know any of you Now the visitors' coach is an idiot He acts like he's on tv And he screams and becomes quite demonstrative As he tries to intimidate me He says "Ref, this is wrong! You are killing me!" With his face twisted up in a scowl But I don't even bother to look at him I just give him a technical foul La la la, di da da La la, di da da da dum And one parent is waving some cash around I know that it's all meant in fun I won't stand here and tell you I can't be bought Just not with a handful of ones Deal with me now I'm the referee That's the way it must be If you already think that I'm cheating you Then why would you aggravate me? Now the game is quite close and competitive With neither team willing to quit And so with each call, each bounce of the ball One half of the crowd throws a fit I'm satisfied with my performance I've been doing this for many years But still there's the crowd, they're so rowdy and loud Their profanity rings in my ears But the whistle's a powerful weapon It gives me the right to speak last I look up in the stands at the hundreds of fans Thinking "All of you can kiss my ass" La la la, di da da La la, di da da da dum I'm in charge here I'm the referee No matter what you think you saw On the court it is not a democracy In this ball game my word is the law
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What's funny about this? Haven't you ever sold foul insurance?
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Do it...and post it. I'd love to hear it..!!
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