Competitive youth tournament

#olderthanilook · #1 (**permalink**) Mon Feb 04, 2013, 03:23pm

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Originally Posted by maven

Oh sure, I've heard that too. Then I started to smile more.

I had a back court violation in the 2nd game. The Coach says, "wasn't my player in the front court before he caught the ball?"

Me: "No, coach."

Coach: "Don't patronize me."

maven · #2 (**permalink**) Mon Feb 04, 2013, 03:26pm

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Originally Posted by #olderthanilook

I had a back court violation in the 2nd game. The Coach says, "wasn't my player in the front court before he caught the ball?"

Me: "No, coach."

Coach: "Don't patronize me."

See? You probably weren't smiling.

Mark Padgett · #3 (**permalink**) Mon Feb 04, 2013, 03:29pm

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Originally Posted by #olderthanilook

Coach: "Don't patronize me."

He's right. Don't patronize him. Technicalize him. If that doesn't work, ejecticalize him.

#olderthanilook · #4 (**permalink**) Mon Feb 04, 2013, 03:34pm

Awesome advice, clowns!

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