When a coach or spectator asks for your name

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by yooperbballref

Pet his seeing eye dog.

I've had fans who have offered to check on my seeing eye dog while the game is in progress.

[BEAREF]

We were introduced at one game a couple years ago as Tim Hardly and Steve Worthit.... officiating crew tonight will be Hardly/Worthit

[Rooster]

Originally Posted by BEAREF

We were introduced at one game a couple years ago as Tim Hardly and Steve Worthit.... officiating crew tonight will be Hardly/Worthit

Much better than Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe...

(Thanks be to Click and Clack.)

[JugglingReferee]

I tell them I'm Mark Padguett.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by JugglingReferee

I tell them I'm Mark Padguett.

First of all, you misspelled my name. Second, you make it extra hard on yourself if you give them my name because then, they'll expect a perfectly called game.

[Raymond]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

First of all, you misspelled my name. Second, you make it extra hard on yourself if you give them my name because then, they'll expect a perfectly called game.

It was the French-Canadian spelling

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by BadNewsRef

It was the French-Canadian spelling

That figoures.

[MD Longhorn]

I usually use a name (and not always an official) from a different sport. Just this last weekend in a Basketball game I was Steve Markbreight. I use Red Cashion occasionally. I've been Jerry Buss in softball quite often. Steve Mariucci as well. Gerry Davis is usually my football nom de jure.