When a coach or spectator asks for your name

[Terrapins Fan]

We do Middle school and of course Boys and Girls JV and Varsity, about 1/3 of our guys do college games, so, yeah we work nearly every night and I double up from time to time.

I also work one church league and schedule for another.

[Welpe]

I'm going to go with Immanuel Kant the next time somebody demands to know.

[yooperbballref]

When I played high school ball, I had one official that would always say in the captains circle that if any of us wanted too, after the game we could go in the officials locker room and pet his seeing eye dog. Sometimes people would catch on and sometimes he would get no responce.

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by yooperbballref

Pet his seeing eye dog.

I've had fans who have offered to check on my seeing eye dog while the game is in progress.

[BEAREF]

We were introduced at one game a couple years ago as Tim Hardly and Steve Worthit.... officiating crew tonight will be Hardly/Worthit

[Rooster]

Originally Posted by BEAREF

We were introduced at one game a couple years ago as Tim Hardly and Steve Worthit.... officiating crew tonight will be Hardly/Worthit

Much better than Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe...

(Thanks be to Click and Clack.)

[JugglingReferee]

I tell them I'm Mark Padguett.

[MD Longhorn]

I usually use a name (and not always an official) from a different sport. Just this last weekend in a Basketball game I was Steve Markbreight. I use Red Cashion occasionally. I've been Jerry Buss in softball quite often. Steve Mariucci as well. Gerry Davis is usually my football nom de jure.

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by Welpe

I'm going to go with Immanuel Kant the next time somebody demands to know.

A real pissant.

[maven]

Originally Posted by 26 Year Gap

A real pissant.

From all reports, he was very rarely stable.

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by maven

From all reports, he was very rarely stable.

And not as well known as Friedrich Hegel.

[Welpe]

Is Steve Markbreit Jerry's brother?

Originally Posted by maven

From all reports, he was very rarely stable.

He was highly stable in some aspects of his life. If I remember correctly, he never left his hometown. He had rigid habits: he would take a walk every day at a specific time. He was so consistent with his walk that neighbors could set their time based on when he walked by. If only we could be that consistent. *sigh*

[maven]

Originally Posted by seanwestref

He was highly stable in some aspects of his life. If I remember correctly, he never left his hometown. He had rigid habits: he would take a walk every day at a specific time. He was so consistent with his walk that neighbors could set their time based on when he walked by. If only we could be that consistent. *sigh*

Fail.

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by maven

Fail.

+1
We know how Socrates would feel.