When a coach or spectator asks for your name

[Mark Padgett]

We've had a few posts that have mentioned this, so I thought I'd be helpful and share some of the responses I've given to this query over the years.

"Sorry, I don't have a name anymore. I sold it on ebay."

"I'm not allowed to give out my name. It's part of my witness protection agreement."

"Skippy Weaselpants - that's Skippy with two P's."

"You tell me yours first. Come on - I'm waiting."

"Sorry, I've taken so many meds I can't remember it."

or my personal favorite: "Earl Strom".


Feel free to add your own.