When a coach or spectator asks for your name

[BEAREF]

We were introduced at one game a couple years ago as Tim Hardly and Steve Worthit.... officiating crew tonight will be Hardly/Worthit

[Rooster]

Originally Posted by BEAREF

We were introduced at one game a couple years ago as Tim Hardly and Steve Worthit.... officiating crew tonight will be Hardly/Worthit

Much better than Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe...

(Thanks be to Click and Clack.)

[JugglingReferee]

I tell them I'm Mark Padguett.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by JugglingReferee

I tell them I'm Mark Padguett.

First of all, you misspelled my name. Second, you make it extra hard on yourself if you give them my name because then, they'll expect a perfectly called game.

[Raymond]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

First of all, you misspelled my name. Second, you make it extra hard on yourself if you give them my name because then, they'll expect a perfectly called game.

It was the French-Canadian spelling

[MD Longhorn]

I usually use a name (and not always an official) from a different sport. Just this last weekend in a Basketball game I was Steve Markbreight. I use Red Cashion occasionally. I've been Jerry Buss in softball quite often. Steve Mariucci as well. Gerry Davis is usually my football nom de jure.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by BadNewsRef

It was the French-Canadian spelling

That figoures.

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by Welpe

I'm going to go with Immanuel Kant the next time somebody demands to know.

A real pissant.

[maven]

Originally Posted by 26 Year Gap

A real pissant.

From all reports, he was very rarely stable.

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by maven

From all reports, he was very rarely stable.

And not as well known as Friedrich Hegel.

[Welpe]

Is Steve Markbreit Jerry's brother?

Originally Posted by maven

From all reports, he was very rarely stable.

He was highly stable in some aspects of his life. If I remember correctly, he never left his hometown. He had rigid habits: he would take a walk every day at a specific time. He was so consistent with his walk that neighbors could set their time based on when he walked by. If only we could be that consistent. *sigh*

[maven]

Originally Posted by seanwestref

He was highly stable in some aspects of his life. If I remember correctly, he never left his hometown. He had rigid habits: he would take a walk every day at a specific time. He was so consistent with his walk that neighbors could set their time based on when he walked by. If only we could be that consistent. *sigh*

Fail.

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by maven

Fail.

+1
We know how Socrates would feel.