25 cent pseudo-bribe

[scrounge]

Originally Posted by Loudwhistle2

I had a situation this year that comes to mind when one considers someone trying to pay off an official. The cheerleaders in our town were raising money for something and they were selling Krispy Kreme donuts. (We have to have them flown into our town from Seattle) Well I bought a dozen and about 10 days later they arrived. As I was leaving the gym at night after working a kiddie game (6th grade). The mother of this cheerleader tells me that she has my donuts in her truck. (her son had just played in the game, and they won by two) I follow the mother and her son up to the parking lot and all the fans (about 50) are moving amongst the cars. She hands me this box of donuts and says fairly loud "thanks, we appreciate it." I told her this looks bad, really bad. Nothing like those small towns!

I dunno, a box of Krispy Kremes might just do it. Especially if the mom is hot

[bob jenkins]

Take the wallet, $1bill, $20 bill over to the scores table and say "someone must have lost this"

[Adam]

If it's a quarter, I'd probably pocket it and toss it back to them as soon as I had a call that went against their team.

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by scrounge

Especially if the mom is hot

Speaking of hot moms, there's a kid who used to play rec ball around here when he was in middle school and his parents are personal friends of mine. I would get his games about three times a season. Prior to the games, his mom (who is exceptionally hot) would come over to where I was standing and give me a big hug in front of everyone. Even though it might seem wrong to let her do that, I didn't care.

[Loudwhistle2]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Speaking of hot moms, there's a kid who used to play rec ball around here when he was in middle school and his parents are personal friends of mine. I would get his games about three times a season. Prior to the games, his mom (who is exceptionally hot) would come over to where I was standing and give me a big hug in front of everyone. Even though it might seem wrong to let her do that, I didn't care.

Mark, you sure have balls!

[icallfouls]

during warm-ups had a player offer me $100 to give him a couple of calls .... idiot

[Camron Rust]

Originally Posted by icallfouls

during warm-ups had a player offer me $100 to give him a couple of calls .... idiot

Only long distance calls cost that much. You should taken it and then given him two calls from the other side of the court.... may I recommend A T & T.

Then donate the money to his team, of course.