ODD Sayings

[bainsey]

Had one particular coach offer me some notable ones today. Here's my favorite.

A-1 is dribbling in the frontcourt, defended by B-2. B-2 taps the ball, which A-1 regains, but his dribble comes down onto the division line. Tweet, backcourt.

Coach is incredulous, so I give him a brief explanation.

Coach replies, "It was a 50-50 ball!"

That one stuns me so much, the first thing that came to my mind was something I posted to this forum this week, and I wound up saying it.

"This isn't soccer, Coach!"