Had one particular coach offer me some notable ones today. Here's my favorite.
A-1 is dribbling in the frontcourt, defended by B-2. B-2 taps the ball, which A-1 regains, but his dribble comes down onto the division line. Tweet, backcourt.
Coach is incredulous, so I give him a brief explanation.
Coach replies, "It was a 50-50 ball!"
That one stuns me so much, the first thing that came to my mind was something I posted to this forum this week, and I wound up saying it.
"This isn't soccer, Coach!"
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Last edited by bainsey; Sun Dec 30, 2012 at 01:01am.
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