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[aReferee]

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett

Last night, boys HS rec. Kid goes up for a layup and is ever so slightly touched by the defender. Coach yells for a foul. Of course, it's a no call. Coach yells at me, "Why isn't that a foul?" I reply, "it's the BISS rule, coach". He says "what's that?" I reply, "BISS? Because I Say So". He gets a puzzled look on his face and just sits down.

thats awesome Mark that made me lol,im going use that if you dont mind sir.

[BillyMac]

Originally Posted by aReferee

thats awesome Mark that made me lol,im going use that if you dont mind sir.

"It's the BISS rule, Coach" © Mark Padgett 2012

Better call his lawyers first.

[Adam]

Originally Posted by BillyMac

"It's the BISS rule, Coach" © Mark Padgett 2012

Better call his lawyers first.

I'll say it before he does; because we all know it's going to:
Just send him your debit card and pin number for permission....

[ballgame99]

B1 has hand out in a defensive stance, as A1 dribbles by B1's hand rakes A1's arms, Whistle, foul on B1. BHC says "but she dribbled into her arms!!!" Oh, well in that case...