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Old Sat Feb 25, 2012, 10:23am
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There is always the oldie but goodie from the student section, "Elevator, elevator, we got the shaft!"
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Old Sat Feb 25, 2012, 11:29am
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There is always the oldie but goodie from the student section, "Elevator, elevator, we got the shaft!"
I've always been fond of "We got a rope, we got a tree, all we need is a referee."

And I guarantee someone here will find this unfunny or offensive.
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Old Sat Feb 25, 2012, 11:35am
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5th/6th grade aau with the ymca,Coach yells that is not a FOUL!,he is blocked by 2 players,made me laugh,i smiled as i went down the other way.
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Last night, boys HS rec. Kid goes up for a layup and is ever so slightly touched by the defender. Coach yells for a foul. Of course, it's a no call. Coach yells at me, "Why isn't that a foul?" I reply, "it's the BISS rule, coach". He says "what's that?" I reply, "BISS? Because I Say So". He gets a puzzled look on his face and just sits down.
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Old Sat Feb 25, 2012, 11:44am
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Last night, boys HS rec. Kid goes up for a layup and is ever so slightly touched by the defender. Coach yells for a foul. Of course, it's a no call. Coach yells at me, "Why isn't that a foul?" I reply, "it's the BISS rule, coach". He says "what's that?" I reply, "BISS? Because I Say So". He gets a puzzled look on his face and just sits down.

thats awesome Mark that made me lol,im going use that if you dont mind sir.
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Old Sat Feb 25, 2012, 11:48am
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thats awesome Mark that made me lol,im going use that if you dont mind sir.
"It's the BISS rule, Coach" © Mark Padgett 2012

Better call his lawyers first.
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Old Sat Feb 25, 2012, 12:10pm
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"It's the BISS rule, Coach" © Mark Padgett 2012

Better call his lawyers first.
I'll say it before he does; because we all know it's going to:
Just send him your debit card and pin number for permission....
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Old Mon Feb 27, 2012, 10:20am
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B1 has hand out in a defensive stance, as A1 dribbles by B1's hand rakes A1's arms, Whistle, foul on B1. BHC says "but she dribbled into her arms!!!" Oh, well in that case...
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Old Sat Feb 25, 2012, 12:09pm
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5th/6th grade aau with the ymca,Coach yells that is not a FOUL!,he is blocked by 2 players,made me laugh,i smiled as i went down the other way.
7th grade boys last night. H winning by about 25 or so. H1 gets a defensive rebound, and V1 bumps him ever so slightly in the back while trying to reach over a taller and stronger H1.

Absolutely zero affect on the play, and I hear "over the back" from H coach. I almost sat him down for vocal diarrhea.
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Old Sat Feb 25, 2012, 12:11pm
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I hear "over the back" from H coach.
They have to do that. It's in the coaches handbook.
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Old Sat Feb 25, 2012, 11:40am
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And I guarantee someone here will find this unfunny or offensive.
Impossible. Student sections are never, ever, offensive. They are always models of decorum. I'd let my eighty-five year old mother sit in the middle of the student section.
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Impossible. Student sections are never, ever, offensive. They are always models of decorum.
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