Here's another one I came across this morning:

It's kinda hard to argue with Mother Teresa!

My favorite is "Stress Management".This might help Butch.

"Picture yourself near a stream.Birds are softly chirping in the the crisp,cool mountain air.Butterflies are flitting with the breeze.Nothing can bother you here.No one knows this secret place of yours.You are in total seclusion from that place called 'the world'.The soothing sound of a waterfall fills the air with the cascade of serenity.The water is clear.You can easily make out the face of the a$$hole you are holding under the water!"

Works for me.

Oy! Don't remind me --- not that I've argued with Mother Theresa, but saying no to nuns can be next to impossible.