annual officials' banquet

[A Pennsylvania Coach]

Originally posted by zebraman
The head of our A.D.'s association recently requested that we not have any coaches come to any of our "official's functions" because "if they all can't attend, there will be a perception of bias." This stemmed from a complaint from a paranoid coach over a years-long practice of rotating individual coaches as presenters at some of our official's meetings during the year (yes, he would have been invited next year). Yes, it really has become that ridiculous. We're trying to figure out a PC way to say, "bite me" to the A.D. association. :-)

Z

Can't you just invite all the coaches? If they don't want to make time to come, well, too bad.