Funny Story - playing with less than 5

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I had a similar situation a couple months ago. I live in Japan and play in local adult league using FIBA rules. According to FIBA rules only the coach (or someone on the bench can call time-outs). In one of our recent games we only had 5 guys-so theoretically we could never call a time-out. So whenever we needed to call time one of our players had to tell his 4 year old son, who was sitting on the bench, to call time-out.

And then we would stand around and catch our breath while he would try and tell us what to do differently. (He did a good job. He told me I am big so I should stay next to the hoop.--We won)