MOMMA: I dreamed Louie Armstrong was trying to kill me! :D

Re: Here's one....
 

I loved Throw Momma From the Train...and my favorite Normism:

Coach: Norm! How's it going?
Norm: It's a dog-eat-dog world out there Coach, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear!

NORM!!
 

(Frasier on a ledge threatening to jump after Lilith leaves him)
NORM: Frasier. Listen to me. This is Norm Peterson. I want you to listen very carefully. You left about a half a bottle of beer on the bar. You don't suppose I could maybe..

FRASIER: Help yourself!

NORM: Thank you!

and...

SAM: What will you have, Norm?

NORM: Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.

SAM: Oh, looks like beer, Norm.

NORM: Call me Mister Lucky.

WOODY: So the painting business is that good, huh?

NORM: Too good, Woody. Like today, I had to choose between two really great jobs. I couldn't make up my mind.

WOODY: So what did you do?

NORM: I skipped them both and came in here. I think I made the right choice. (Drinks beer)

Re: as usual, mick is correct
 

Boy, am I embarassed. I was just like mick, it was hard for me to believe, too, but we had the video and played that sucker back about seven times and we still thought she said "damn suit." Make every thing into a positive experience. Some day I will give a coach the benefit of the doubt because of this. "He wasn't using profanity. He just called me a damaged referee."

Hard to believe that the city that has Cheers and the Celtics could also have the Bosox. Guess that what they mean by "taking the bad with the good" -- No, the Bosox ain't the good. :D

Re: Here's one....
 

Throw momma from the train. Billy Crystal and Danny DiVito.

My favorite TV dialogue
 

from M*A*S*H:

Colonel Blake is in Tokyo, so Frank Burns is running the outfit. He gets everyone up at 6 am to exercise. Hawkeye and Trapper are in their bathrobes. Frank wants the men to "count off". Hawkeye and Trapper look at each other.

Trapper: Are you "one"?

Hawkeye puts his hand limply on his hip and lisps, "yes, are you?"

My wife's favorite M*A*S*H moment involves Colonel Flagg (the CIA guy). Colonel Potter comes into his own office to find Flagg sitting in his chair behind his desk.

Potter: I didn't see you come in.
Flagg: Nobody ever sees me come in. I'm like the wind.
Potter: Well, Colonel Wind, blow your butt off my chair!

She still uses that line if I'm sitting where she wants to sit. Hey, Colonel Wind, blow your butt off my chair! :)