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Glory, Glory-still laughing over this one.

Local rec league-boys 11-12. Pretty good game for first quarter then in 2nd quarter Team A pours it on. Team B coach starts howling about fouls, violations and the usual. Team B coach calls time out to settle his team down and my partner goes over to him and sits on his bench. I'm at the free throw line with the ball and hear this exchange.

Partner-sits down on Team B bench.

Team B coach stops talking to his team and asks, "Why are you sitting down here?

Partner-"I'm just trying to figure out if I really can call the game better from this angle than from on the floor (pauses for about 5 seconds)... Nope, I've got the better angle. Thanks Coach" and walks back on court.

Coach B was silent the rest of the game