Varsity Observations

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally posted by dblref
All right wiseguys, what does it mean? Growing up in Mississippi, we did not speak a lot of French. Actually, we did not speak a lot of English either.

A loose translation would be "Pardon me,waiter,but there is a German Shepherd in my soup!".

Quite a handy phrase to have.

[Mark Padgett]

How do you say, "I've got goats in my pants" in French?

[Mark Dexter]

Originally posted by Mark Padgett
How do you say, "I've got goats in my pants" in French?

J'ai des chevres en mon pantalons.

Or something to that effect.

Dare I ask why you would want to know that?

[Jurassic Referee]

Originally posted by Mark Dexter

J'ai des chevres en mon pantalons.

Or something to that effect.

Dare I ask why you would want to know that?

Haven't you heard of "Ingoatphobia",Mark? It's a fear of a goat getting into your pants.

[Mark Padgett]

Although I don't have "ingoatphobia", I - along with Johnny Carson - suffer from "nictophobia". That's the fear of backing into doorknobs.

However, my physician, Dr. Vinnie Boombatz, has been helping me overcome this. Don't ask how.

[ChuckElias]

Originally posted by Mark Padgett
However, my physician, Dr. Vinnie Boombatz, has been helping me overcome this.

I've also heard good things about his partner, Dr. Ben Dover. For Fletch fans out there, I usually recommend Dr. Rosenrosen. (If I post Dr. Rosenrosen's partner's name, Brad will delete my post )

Chuck