This is the third time in a week I've had this guy for a partner, and I hope it's the last. Howard, are you listening? I've done my duty!! Now, I'm not writing this to tattle, just to vent a little. I know you know this guy's problems, I just want my homies here to feel a little sorry for me. So, Howard, don't read the rest!
I got caught behind an accident on the freeway, but managed to arrive just at game time. This guy had been busy marking the coaching boxes in all three gyms, and hadn't checked the book, hadn't done the captains conference, hadn't done anything. When he saw me walk in, he muttered something about the white coach wanted something or other, and he (partner) needed to find his jacket. He then promptly disappeared! AD looks aghast, and asks me to start alone, which I did. The game was awful -- 35 fouls in the first half... which took over an hour since my partner was busy lecturing everyone in sight on everything they did. Including very long lectures to each coach at half-time about how their teams could play better defense. He called his usual 7 phantom lane violations, and a couple of other violations which I'm not even sure what they were. Called an intentional, and then took the ball at half-court. He later told me that he did that because he had changed it to a technical. He did that after the shots, before the inbounds. Halfway through the third quarter, he was screaming at the table about something. Partner thought the "official" book person wasn't keeping track of fouls. Well, they were actuallly, but not correctly, but partner hadn't talked to the table people before the game, so ... And then he wanted to go back through the game, and try to reconstruct!!!
And after all that, he came busting into my second game, to report to me that the visiting Varsity team had just arrived!! Why he thought I needed to know that, I have no idea.
Okay, I feel better now. The season can only get better from here!
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