3 seconds?

[LepTalBldgs]

the instructor was whispering to us that he probably calls two 3-second violations per year. I started snickering so bad that everyone was looking at me. All I was doing was picturing a post on this board where 3-seconds was discussed which went something like this:

1 second

(thinking) "Man I hope this game ends soon"

2 seconds

"I wonder where we're gonna go to eat after the game"

3 seconds

"Look at that blonde in the third row"

4 seconds

"Hey 33 get out of there"

5 seconds

"I wonder if that blonde wants to go out to eat with us afterwards"

6 seconds

"Mmmm, me with a blonde and some brownpop"
(insert Homer Simpson voice here)

7 seconds

Oh well, gotta blow it

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