Why didn't I think of this?

[Mark Padgett]

Last night, boys 6th grade "competitive" game. Home team has the ball and misses a bunch of shots but keeps getting the rebounds. Of course, visiting AC keeps yelling "3, 3, 3" really loud. My partner, with whom I have not worked before, says to visiting HC, "Tell your assistant to stop yelling out his I.Q.".

I stopped the game so I could write that one down.