FT Fun!
 

Disconcertion?
A1 shooting a FT. B1 on the lane lets out a nice belch. Not too loud, but loud enough for me to hear (since I was standing next to her) and some of the other players. Not sure the FT shooter heard. Obviously, this social faux paux started the players giggling while the FT shooter goes through her routine. By the time she sets to shoot, the giggles turn to laughter (both teams) and the shooter breaks out in a smile. She proceedes to miss the shot. I passed on it since it really didn't break her rythm. Plus, would it be a double violation since BOTH teams were laughing? Would I have needed to identify the first GIGGLER or the first LAUGHER in order to establish the correct call?:D

Girls are pigs.

Oh, I dunno, I think this is kinda funny and mild.....I've run down the court before and thought, hmm, someone just passed gas! :eek:

Yeah, but those are typically S.B.D.s.

That said, this is the funniest thread I've read in a long time.

Mamma says women are the devil.

"Wimmen - can't live with 'em - can't stuff 'em in the trunk." - old line from HeeHaw.

"Wimmen - can't live with 'em - pass the beer nuts" - old line from JR

Don't You Just Love Third Grade Humor ???
 

He who smelt it, dealt it.

Actually from Norm Peterson on "Cheers".

It's A Fact, You Can Look It Up ...
 

Actually the character of Norm Peterson was based on the real life Jurassic Referee. They're one in the same.

It's a little known fact....

My childhood heroes were Schultz and Dooley...

YouTube - Schultz and Dooley at a Japanese Grill

Did you call games about 40 miles east of Syracuse in your younger days?

The word you're groping for is "and": "one and the same." ;)

Obviously, you've never had a partner yell out, "One on one".
:D

I Think That You Missed A Spot ???
 

Hey. Like Christine O’Donnell says, "We'll have no self groping around here". If I wanted to get groped I would just go to a nearby airport. I think that there is a Transportation Security Administration agent there who is sweet on me.

Two Sweaty Bodies, One Shower ???
 

I hate it when we have to share a shower.

We have now moved into the "Too much information" category.:mad:

They had youtube when you were a child?

That is the word that we're all hoping he is groping for. Now can we stop talking about Billy and groping before he has the uncontrollable urge to post a picture? :eek:

Too Late ...
 

LOL! Thanks now everybody in Starbucks thinks I'm crazy for laughing at my phone.

Show 'em. They will no longer think you are crazy.