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bballplyrref Sat Jul 10, 2010 03:24am

^^^ agreed! one more tool that any basketball official should carry around with him/her besides a whistle.. brazilian jui jitsu!! works wonders! believe me!

deecee Sat Jul 10, 2010 06:24am

I carry a brazilian super model in my pocket at all times - for situations like this i just take her out and stab the offender with her bony, pointy elbows, knees, you get the point. More entertaining than this jui jitsu you mention.

BillyMac Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:13am

Adriana Lima ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by deecee (Post 684982)
I carry a brazilian super model in my pocket at all times - for situations like this i just take her out and stab the offender with her bony, pointy elbows, knees, you get the point.

http://www.spettegola.com/wp-content...riana-lima.jpg

Let me get this straight. I'm supposed to be looking at her ... elbows?

Jurassic Referee Sat Jul 10, 2010 11:57am

Quote:

Originally Posted by BillyMac (Post 684986)
http://www.spettegola.com/wp-content...riana-lima.jpg

Let me get this straight. I'm supposed to be looking at her ... elbows?

Off-ball coverage.

Duh.........

bballplyrref Sat Jul 10, 2010 02:45pm

hahaha. alright you guys just killed it. i was being semi-serious. haha

M&M Guy Mon Jul 12, 2010 08:36am

So, this redhead is talking to her blonde friend.

Redhead: "I'm dating a brazilian."

Blonde: "You slut! I've never dated that many."

(Must be the off-season.)

Mark Padgett Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:56am

Hey M&M Guy - did you hear about the blonde who got fired from her job on the quality control line at the M&M factory? She was throwing out all the W's. :D

M&M Guy Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:00pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark Padgett (Post 685117)
Hey M&M Guy - did you hear about the blonde who got fired from her job on the quality control line at the M&M factory? She was throwing out all the W's. :D

That's exactly why I had to get a different job. :(

And I'm not even blonde. :o

bainsey Mon Jul 12, 2010 01:43pm

(Now you've done it.)

Two blondes are on a park bench at night.
The first one asks, "What's closer, Brazil or the moon?"
"Duh!" says the other. "You can, like, see the moon from here!"

dsturdy5 Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:03pm

At the risk of putting this thread back on topic...

Had a JVG game about three years ago. Very physical game. The fans of the visiting team were getting a bit upset with the calls that did not go in their favor. There were a lot of fouls and the evaluator on site mentioned there were very few that we could have let go. Just one of those games...

One parent, in particular was pretty vocal, the longer the game went, the louder he got. The bleachers in this gym are all on one side, opposite the table, and right on top of the court.

I am the trail, in a two man crew, during ft administration, home team shooting and my back is to the bleachers. We are getting close to the scheduled start time of the varsity game so there is a lot of activity around the court and in the bleachers. As I put my hand up during the 2nd free throw, I do not just raise my hand as normal. Instead, I swing my left, outside arm, out away from my body to the upright position. While this is very out of the ordinary for me, I cannot explain why I did it. Anyway, I felt something just behind my hand...According to a member of the table, the aforementioned parent was irate at the last call, the 5th foul on his daughter, and was storming down the bleachers fists clenched, red in the face. As he was getting close to me, my hand nearly clipped his face. He stopped in his tracks and then exited the gym. I like to think I had something to do with it. :cool:

He could have planned on leaving anyway or he could have been heading for the court. I have no clue.

My question to the table was, if you saw him coming, why didn't you hit the horn or alert us some how that a maniac was approaching me from behind? They laughed. I didn't. I spoke the AD, he didn't care. I never worked in that gym again...this wasn't my first "incident" with that AD but it was my last.

Back In The Saddle Mon Jul 26, 2010 04:22pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by BillyMac (Post 684986)
http://www.spettegola.com/wp-content...riana-lima.jpg

Let me get this straight. I'm supposed to be looking at her ... elbows?

Exactly. Your foe will never see them coming ;)

BillyMac Mon Jul 26, 2010 05:06pm

I'm On To You Two Guys ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee (Post 684990)
Off-ball coverage.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Back In The Saddle (Post 686686)
Exactly. Your foe will never see them coming.

You two guys posted with my quote just so the image would show up again.

As an experiment, I'll post another image of Adriana. Let's see if her image shows up again, in a quote, in a later post.

http://thm-a01.yimg.com/nimage/242732fd390218b2

M&M Guy Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:03am

Quote:

Originally Posted by BillyMac (Post 686691)
You two guys posted with my quote just so the image would show up again.

As an experiment, I'll post another image of Adriana. Let's see if her image shows up again, in a quote, in a later post.

http://thm-a01.yimg.com/nimage/242732fd390218b2

I don't think it will happen.


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