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Juulie Downs Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:51pm

Fun and Frolic
 
I enjoy reffing the youngest players from time to time. They are often so sincere, so intent, and so clueless.

Yesterday, 5th grade girls, dead ball for my partner to adminster. I'm trail, tableside. I hear the nearest coach say, "Maggie, you're in." Maggie jumps up and runs straight onto the floor. Coach says, "No, no, check in at the table". But Maggie doesn't hear her because she's saying hi to me (she knows me). I say, "You have to check in at the table". She goes back to the table, talks to the table person for a moment, and then squats down in front of the table. I say, "Sub, you're in" and wave her in, while table person also tells her to go on in. Meantime, of course, whoever should be leaving has no clue, so Maggie's not getting the hint. But she finally jumps up from the X and starts to run in. Then, right in front of me, she stops, looks up at me, and says, "Now?" I only nod because I hear her parents laughing from the stands, and I don't trust myself to do differently.

They're so cute at that age!

Adam Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:53pm

I absolutely love games like that.

DLH17 Tue Mar 02, 2010 01:13pm

It's funny when the kiddos stare directly at you (with that deer in the headlights kind of look) while you are tweeting and creating a wind storm with your beckoning motion - and they remain motionless as a statue.

:)

Juulie Downs Tue Mar 02, 2010 01:16pm

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Originally Posted by DLH17 (Post 665784)
It's funny when the kiddos stare directly at you (with that deer in the headlights kind of look) while you are tweeting and creating a wind storm with your beckoning motion - and they remain motionless as a statue.

:)

I agree.

Also, this game. The other coach yelling at her girls who are setting up for a zone defense. "Girls, hands up!" (nothing happens) "Hand up, girls!" (nothing happens) "Ashley, hands up!" (nothing happens) "Katie, Kenzie, put your hands up!" (nothing happens). I caught her eye, and we both broke down laughing. Just too cute.

Mark Padgett Tue Mar 02, 2010 02:01pm

I had a sixth grade girls game a few weeks ago and almost the same thing happened. There was a player at the table and my partner waved her in while yelling "SUB" at least five times. Finally, after yelling "SUB" again, he then yelled, "Hey - I'm not ordering a sandwich here". Even I cracked up. :D

Juulie Downs Tue Mar 02, 2010 02:49pm

Same game. Girls "match up" after every TO, designating who will guard whom. They do this standing in two rows at the division line. We're waiting for them to finish, and I hear one girl say to an opponent, "I like those shoelaces, where did you get them?" I whistle and yell, "White Ball!! Let's GO!!"

Mark Padgett Tue Mar 02, 2010 03:00pm

When the younger kids come out and match up, the boys usually yell "I've got 12" or "I've got 5", etc. Sometimes I turn to them and say, "You've got 12 what? Toes?" It usually gets a smile, but sometimes I'll get a kid who answers back, very seriously, "No. I only have 10."

It just doesn't get any more fun than the "little kids" games.

Adam Tue Mar 02, 2010 03:14pm

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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett (Post 665801)
When the younger kids come out and match up, the boys usually yell "I've got 12" or "I've got 5", etc. Sometimes I turn to them and say, "You've got 12 what? Toes?" It usually gets a smile, but sometimes I'll get a kid who answers back, very seriously, "No. I only have 10."

It just doesn't get any more fun than the "little kids" games.

And I would have answered, "Not anymore."

DLH17 Tue Mar 02, 2010 03:32pm

This reminds me of something my third grade son does in his games when subbing in. For instance, if he subs in after a free throw, he'll run to the kid he's guarding and look him in the eye and gently touch him in the arm with his pointer finger while saying, "I'm going to be guarding you.". He's usually met with an indifferent shrug. lol. The wife and I cut up every time.

Jurassic Referee Tue Mar 02, 2010 03:41pm

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Originally Posted by Snaqwells (Post 665806)
And I would have answered, "Not anymore."

Toemaine poisoning?

Mark Padgett Tue Mar 02, 2010 03:54pm

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Originally Posted by Jurassic Referee (Post 665812)
Toemaine poisoning?

Better call a toe truck!

BTW - one of the best ones I've heard came in a 6th grade boys game. A sub was coming in and he asked the kid he was replacing, "Who are you guarding?" The kid thought for a moment and replied, "Well, we're playing zone - so I guess - everybody".

What made it so funny is that he was serious. :D

just another ref Tue Mar 02, 2010 03:54pm

Years ago, 9-10 girls, ball out-of-bounds. I say "Red!" and point in the appropriate direction. Nobody moves, they all just stare. I try again: "Red!" and this time I point at the spot for the player to take it out. A little girl in a white shirt quickly steps to the spot. I say again, "Red!" and look at her with raised eyebrows. She keeps standing there, holding her hands out expectantly.
I try one more time, "Red!" Apparently she thought that I was either color blind or not too bright, because she grabbed the front of her own shirt and stretched it out in my direction (so I could see it better?) and said, "I'm white."

just another ref Tue Mar 02, 2010 03:57pm

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Originally Posted by DLH17 (Post 665808)
This reminds me of something my third grade son does in his games when subbing in. For instance, if he subs in after a free throw, he'll run to the kid he's guarding and look him in the eye and gently touch him in the arm with his pointer finger while saying, "I'm going to be guarding you.". He's usually met with an indifferent shrug. lol. The wife and I cut up every time.


When my son was a 12 year old point guard in a rec league, the kid guarding him ran up and announced "I'm in your face."

My son put the ball on the floor and blew right by him while saying, "Not for long."

DLH17 Tue Mar 02, 2010 04:00pm

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Originally Posted by just another ref (Post 665820)
When my son was a 12 year old point guard in a rec league, the kid guarding him ran up and announced "I'm in your face."

My son put the ball on the floor and blew right by him while saying, "Not for long."

LOL...that's awesome! buh BYE

Mark Padgett Tue Mar 02, 2010 04:00pm

I've posted this before, but it seems to be appropriate to this thread. When kids come out to start a new quarter, they almost always ask, "Whose ball?" I look down at the ball and reply, "Uh, some kid named Wilson (or Spaulding, or Nike, etc.)". The younger boys usually get the joke, but the younger girls almost never do.

If they ask, "Is it white ball?" I'll look at it and say, "No, it's kind of brownish-orange". This usually get smiles even from the girls.

Mark Padgett Tue Mar 02, 2010 04:02pm

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Originally Posted by just another ref (Post 665820)
My son put the ball on the floor and blew right by him while saying, "Not for long."

Did he take the ball with him or just leave it on the floor? :confused:

OK - I'll stop now. :p

DLH17 Tue Mar 02, 2010 04:05pm

I get a chuckle when little Sally or Billy take the ball out of my hand while I'm waiting for my partner to give me the 'go ahead' signal after a dead ball.

It's like, "listen here *sweet cakes*/*junior*, no touchy the ball until me bounces/hands it to you.".

just another ref Tue Mar 02, 2010 04:05pm

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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett (Post 665824)
When kids come out to start a new quarter, they almost always ask, "Whose ball?"

Very true, at all ages. With the little kids, I sometimes say "Mine." Nobody knows what to say then. For all ages, I will sometimes throw the question back.
"How do you tell?" It is amazing to me how many players, including varsity, do not know the answer.

just another ref Tue Mar 02, 2010 04:06pm

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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett (Post 665826)

OK - I'll stop now. :p

I don't believe you.

Mark Padgett Tue Mar 02, 2010 04:51pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by just another ref (Post 665831)
Very true, at all ages. With the little kids, I sometimes say "Mine." Nobody knows what to say then. For all ages, I will sometimes throw the question back. "How do you tell?" It is amazing to me how many players, including varsity, do not know the answer.

Sometimes when the team whose ball it is asks, I'll say, "I dunno. Do you want it?" When they say yes (or usually they shake their head) I tell them they can have it since they asked first. Once I had a kid respond by saying, "COOL! Thanks, dude."

BillyMac Tue Mar 02, 2010 06:06pm

Pork, The Other White Meat ...
 
Ball goes out of bounds off Blue. I sound my whistle, put up my hand to stop the clock, say, "White", and point in the direction that White is going. Fifth grade girl from the Blue team steps out of bounds to take the throwin from me, so I tell her, "No, it's the other White team."

Loudwhistle Tue Mar 02, 2010 09:17pm

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Originally Posted by just another ref (Post 665831)
Very true, at all ages. With the little kids, I sometimes say "Mine." Nobody knows what to say then. For all ages, I will sometimes throw the question back.
"How do you tell?" It is amazing to me how many players, including varsity, do not know the answer.

Never ask a coach that question!

Upward ref Wed Mar 03, 2010 01:27pm

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Originally Posted by Juulie Downs (Post 665773)
I enjoy reffing the youngest players from time to time. They are often so sincere, so intent, and so clueless.

Yesterday, 5th grade girls, dead ball for my partner to administer. I'm trail, table side. I hear the nearest coach say, "Maggie, you're in." Maggie jumps up and runs straight onto the floor. Coach says, "No, no, check in at the table". But Maggie doesn't hear her because she's saying hi to me (she knows me). I say, "You have to check in at the table". She goes back to the table, talks to the table person for a moment, and then squats down in front of the table. I say, "Sub, you're in" and wave her in, while table person also tells her to go on in. Meantime, of course, whoever should be leaving has no clue, so Maggie's not getting the hint. But she finally jumps up from the X and starts to run in. Then, right in front of me, she stops, looks up at me, and says, "Now?" I only nod because I hear her parents laughing from the stands, and I don't trust myself to do differently.

They're so cute at that age!

The youngsters are the only kids I have experience with so far and they are a blast. Can't beat the k-2nd graders for rough and tumble action nonstop. The 6th graders start to get kinda serious . And coaches that are mostly parents that like bball and have zero rules knowledge!( Helps that I'm only hitting on about 15 percent rule knowledge. ) nonetheless I aspire to advance possibly all the way to middle school ,or even wreck league credentials ! :)

DLH17 Wed Mar 03, 2010 01:46pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Upward ref (Post 666025)
The youngsters are the only kids I have experience with so far and they are a blast. Can't beat the k-2nd graders for rough and tumble action nonstop. The 6th graders start to get kinda serious . And coaches that are mostly parents that like bball and have zero rules knowledge!( Helps that I'm only hitting on about 15 percent rule knowledge. ) nonetheless I aspire to advance possibly all the way to middle school ,or even wreck league credentials ! :)

Thank you for your time and commitment to Upward! All three of my basketball playing kids started their young careers with that program at our church. I've coached and officiated (still do) in the program, as well.

Wonderful ministry opportunity.

:)

vbzebra Thu Mar 04, 2010 11:45am

I called a foul on a youngster this year in a rec game and he started crying right then and there! :eek:


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