As it was reported to me.....

[Mark Padgett]

Originally Posted by jkohls

Earlier this seson, as we left the gym following a 7G game, a parent on the front row said, "You know you missed a great game!" Without missing a beat, my partner responded, "Really? Where was it?"

A few years ago, I was finishing my last rec game of a shift while my buddy, the Immortal Dave, was waiting to begin his. It was during a timeout in the 4th quarter that he yelled from the stands, "Hey Padgett - are you pregnant?” I ignored him but he yelled it again. I finally turned and said, "OK, Dave, I'll bite. No, I'm not pregnant, why do you ask?” Dave says, "Because you missed three periods!"