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Snaqs has no monopoly on interesting gamess
Had a 1A (smallest size) girls JV/V double header tonight.
Like many very small schools, the home school fields both a JV and Varsity team. But state requirements don't allow the teams to both consist of the same players. So one girl sits out of the JV game and plays just the V game, so that the two teams are not the same. When we arrived, we were informed that the visiting team had not arrived yet. I foolishly assumed they'd let us know when they arrived. Nope. I poked my door out the door a few minutes later to find the visiting team warming up and 14 minutes on the clock. I messed up the new FT mechanic for the first time, backing out table side as L on one FT. Called a FT violation for a defender being below the FTLE outside the 3PL. I haven't called one of those for years. I'd warned her during a FT a few minutes earlier. I guess she didn't get what I was saying. The possession arrow was on the blink. Literally. Depending on how the timer wiggled the power cord it would blink on, then off. Mostly off. Got to keep the arrow in my head for two games. The lights went out at 4:16 left in the 3rd quarter of the varsity game. It took about 15 minutes to get them back on. As the lights started to come back on, the home girls were bored I guess and started chanting and cheering and dancing to entertain the crowd. Or maybe just to entertain themselves. HC turns to me and says, "I wish they'd put that much energy into playing." The principal brought us dinner between games. Navajo tacos. Yummy. :) |
Sounds like a night to remember BITS
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The night the lights went out in Eureka! :)
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Navajo tacos? Are they made with 100% Real™ Navajos?
No really, wha dat? |
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I know it, I emphasize it in pre-game, and still miss it sometimes. Frustrating! :mad: |
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You'll have it by January. |
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Anyway - he is still mad about the fouls, jumps up and starts yelling about all sorts of things from locker room facilities, to the foul situation to the lights going out stopping him momentum. Coaches and my partners and I are on court trying to sort this out as he is having his tirade. MY partner finally says, "Coach - the lights are your fault." Coach asks what the H--- he means. Partner says, "Well, you're the one shooting the light out in this game." SILENCE (for about 5 seconds) then huge laughter by all of us. Lights on 40 minutes later. Gave a couple minutes to both teams to warm-up again and finished game. Coach all smiles after that. |
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Navajo taco=scone covered in chili, lettuce, tomato, onion and a bit of sour cream. Probably has nothing to do with Navajos. ;) |
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First Real Game of the Year
Assignor calls this morning. Someone backed out of an assignment and he needs help. Three Private School Games B8, G9, B9. Pay = V level. Arbiter shows my games nine miles from house. Ten minutes later – Assignor calls back. G9/B9 games are off, it’s just one game…..but, he will pay 1.5 times V pay for this game. Me – :cool:
I arrive early. No partner and no V team. Cell - phone rings….partner can’t find Rec Center. Great (sarc). Partner and V Team arrive about same time. Put 10 minutes on clock. Ok, let’s all get those wrong colored undershirts off. Let’s tuck in Jerseys. Short pre-game – Partner's first game of the season. Table is experienced. Captain’s Meeting. Coaches Meeting. Game on. Court is multipurpose – white, blue and red lines….. First time down the floor… Woe, let’s move those cheerleaders from behind the basket to the side corner of the court. Five minutes gone in 1st quarter white is pitching a shutout….Sniff, sniff? Someone has passed gas at one end! :eek: End of first quarter 16-0. Blue finally scores to make it 21-2 (white is disappointed - guess the line in Vegas was more?). 41W – "son, pull up your pants". Mid way thru 2nd period. TWEET. Me - backcourt. Blue coach – “ref aren’t we playing the white lines?” Me, duh. Went with IW, ball in. Partner did well, after I reminded him of the 5 second count…….oh yeah! Few fouls. Lots of traveling and jump balls. Game ends in an hr. 34-16. Easy $. I have a GV game tomorrow night….HOORAH! Let the season commence!! |
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