Top 5 reasons to hate the Yankees

[Mark Padgett]

OK - I know this is a basketball board, but my post about Drake working a WNBA game turned into a Yankees vs. Red Sox thread with the first reply. So, since this is baseball season anyway, here's my list.

5. Pinstriped uniforms clash with plaid jockstraps

4. George Steinbrenner - 'nuff said

3. Most famous player had effeminate nickname of "The Babe"

2. George Will likes them

and the number 1 reason to hate the Yankees:

THEY'RE THE FREAKIN' YANKEES, FER CRIPESAKES!!!