Question for a slow (no, not that way) board

[Mark Padgett]

Since we're in the off season and the board is kind of slow, I thought I'd just throw this out. What's the funniest, weirdest and/or strangest thing you ever had a partner do on the court? I'm not referring to just remarks or statements, but actual physical actions.

I had a partner bark at a coach once. I asked him why he did it and he said that if the coach was going to treat him like a dog, then he was going to act like one.

Also, about 10 years ago, I had a partner come out at halftime with his glasses on the back of his head. He told me it was so he could now "call it both ways".