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Originally Posted by Ref Ump Welsch (Post 609675)

I T'd up the visiting coach (from a Catholic parochial school) who flat-out said "You f**king suck, ref" to my face after a call went against her team. I wasn't the only one who heard it, because you should have seen the shocked looks on the players' faces on the bench. After the game, she "complained" to the home team's (a Lutheran parochial school) prinicipal/AD/boys coach that she didn't deserve the T. When the principal asked what she said, I repeated it word for word. Almost gave the guy a heart attack.

This reminds me of a joke:

A crusty old man walks into the local church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church." The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office, and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million in the damn lottery, and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money."
"I see," said the pastor. "And is this b*tch giving you a hard time?"