After a good block gets called a foul:
"You better let the ball shoot the free throws, cause that's the only thing that got fouled!" |
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Here's two for ya.
Why shouldn't a referee take Viagra before a game? Because then he looks like he's always calling an offensive foul. And....don't forget the first rule of officiating - tuck your whistle in your shirt before you take a leak. |
When I played...our player went out for a break away lay-up, he got hit hard, it was on the line of being an intentional but was not called one, our coach yelled to the ref:
Coach: "The wrestling coach wants two points" Then a fan of the opposite team yells down at him: Fan: "Get a life coach" To witch he turns around to the fan and he replied: Coach: "I got one thank you" It was hilarious, probably better if you knew the coach and situation. |
Its hard to blow the whistle when you suck.
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I had a fan yell out to a partner of mine... "Does your wife know you are out here screwing us tonight????" All I could do was laugh.
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"No - but your wife does. She's out in my van." |
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