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grunewar Thu Mar 05, 2009 06:08am
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Originally Posted by TrojanHorse (Post 585551)
If I pass the test, do I get to have a whistle too????
Sure, c'mon down. All are welcome! Your on your own with the shirt though! :rolleyes:

Ref Ump Welsch Thu Mar 05, 2009 08:52am
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Originally Posted by williebfree (Post 585514)
"Over The Back" is chirped, a team player is required to give an opposing player a piggyback ride for 30 seconds. Each repeat offense would add a 30 second increment.
And the official nearest the benches get to pick the biggest behemoth of a kid to ride the back of the smallest pipsqueak of a kid. I like this already! :D

26 Year Gap Thu Mar 05, 2009 08:54am
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Originally Posted by TrojanHorse (Post 585551)
If I pass the test, do I get to have a whistle too????
I guess so. Do you want a brass one with a pea?

Adam Thu Mar 05, 2009 09:29am
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Originally Posted by TrojanHorse (Post 585551)
If I pass the test, do I get to have a whistle too????
Nope, coaches are given a PITA exemption.

TrojanHorse Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:06am
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Originally Posted by 26 Year Gap (Post 585611)
I guess so. Do you want a brass one with a pea?
I got my fox 40 and a shirt ready to go..used to officiate. I am ready to go

26 Year Gap Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:14am
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Originally Posted by TrojanHorse (Post 585649)
I got my fox 40 and a shirt ready to go..used to officiate. I am ready to go
I guess a biscuit is out of the question then.

Mark Padgett Mon Mar 09, 2009 06:59pm
This one is mandatory
 
OK - here's one that should be adopted at the NF, NCAA-M, NCAA-W and all rec levels. It's the most important rule change yet.

Following the game, the home team must provide a pizza and salad buffet free of charge to the officials. Coaches, players and spectators are not allowed in the room, and neither are official's wives. Following the buffet, Bambi will give free massages to all the officials. Tips are optional.

Ref Ump Welsch Tue Mar 10, 2009 07:48am
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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett (Post 586758)
OK - here's one that should be adopted at the NF, NCAA-M, NCAA-W and all rec levels. It's the most important rule change yet.

Following the game, the home team must provide a pizza and salad buffet free of charge to the officials. Coaches, players and spectators are not allowed in the room, and neither are official's wives. Following the buffet, Bambi will give free massages to all the officials. Tips are optional.
I like your logic Padgett! :D

BillyMac Tue Mar 10, 2009 04:35pm
Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
 
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Originally Posted by Mark Padgett (Post 586758)
Here's one that should be adopted at the NF, NCAA-M, NCAA-W and all rec levels. It's the most important rule change yet. Following the game, the home team must provide a pizza and salad buffet free of charge to the officials.
You forgot adult beverages. We actually get an ice cold can of beer after games at one of the private schools that our local board services. Really. I'm dead serious. I swear.

WreckRef Tue Mar 10, 2009 05:00pm
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Originally Posted by BillyMac (Post 587131)
You forgot adult beverages. We actually get an ice cold can of beer after games at one of the private schools that our local board services. Really. I'm dead serious. I swear.
I've worked men's league games at a club where after the games they roll out a keg onto the floor.

26 Year Gap Tue Mar 10, 2009 05:01pm
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Originally Posted by WreckRef (Post 587146)
I've worked men's league games at a club where after the games they roll out a keg onto the floor.
Did they start with polka songs on the PA system?

BillyMac Tue Mar 10, 2009 05:29pm
Puns are for children, not groan readers.
 
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Originally Posted by 26 Year Gap (Post 587151)
Did they start with polka songs on the PA system?
"Roll out the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun
Roll out the barrel, we've got the blues on the run
Zing boom tararrel, ring out a song of good cheer
Now's the time to roll the barrel, for the gang's all here"


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