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This one is mandatory
OK - here's one that should be adopted at the NF, NCAA-M, NCAA-W and all rec levels. It's the most important rule change yet.
Following the game, the home team must provide a pizza and salad buffet free of charge to the officials. Coaches, players and spectators are not allowed in the room, and neither are official's wives. Following the buffet, Bambi will give free massages to all the officials. Tips are optional. |
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Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
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Puns are for children, not groan readers.
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Roll out the barrel, we've got the blues on the run Zing boom tararrel, ring out a song of good cheer Now's the time to roll the barrel, for the gang's all here" |
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