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Heard a good one from a partner this weekedn. The monkey was howling on and on about every little call, and no-call, and finally partner puts up the stop sign. Coach stops in mid-sentence. Partner says, "Oh, go ahead and finish your sentence." Coach does!! (This proves that this coach, at least, is an idiot!) He lets his spleen sort of vent out. Partner says, "Okay, there. That's it. Now we've heard enough." I'm dying down on the baseline...
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Mon Jun 17, 2002, 11:17am
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That's a pretty well-trained monkey...was this at the Mt. View tourny?? Had a coach there Sat. morning pull a dumb one...this was HS boys Varsity...each team got 2 full and 2 30 sec. t.o.'s per game...coach who is down by 15 uses two in first half...with about 7 min. to go in 2nd, he uses another...I report it and then tell him he has only one left (just a courtesy call)...at the 5:47 mark, he calls another...I reprt it, and then tell him he has no timeouts left - he thanks me...at 3:19, he calls another...I blow the whistle, grant the time-out, and inform him that it will be a T...he starts yelling and I kid you not - "Wait a minute. He said I still had one left!!" while pointing at - get ready now - THE OTHER COACH!!! Apparently, after I told him he had none left, he turned to the other coach and said "Is that right?" and the other coach told him "No, I think you have one left"...and he believed the other coach...sigh...
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Mon Jun 17, 2002, 11:57am
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Rocky,
Just goes to show you that every time you try to make something idiot proof, somebody invents a better idiot. 
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I didn't say it was your fault...I said I was going to blame you.
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Damn coaches . . . 
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"To win the game is great. To play the game is greater. But to love the game is the greatest of all."
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Mon Jun 17, 2002, 12:23pm
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