Had a coach like you did in my game tonight...
 

...a bit on the obese side and the home coach. The home scoreboard operator commented before the game that we would know who the home head coach was because "he was about as wide as he was tall." Well, I didn't get it at first, but when I saw the coach, I said to myself that I see what the scorer/timer meant. Like your coach, the home coach in my game did not sit much in the folding chairs.

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I'm getting to the age where it's easier for me to put on a few pounds than it is for me to take off a few pounds. Does Omar sell striped shirts, and Sansabelt slacks? Could you please post his number, or web address?