What is the best?

[26 Year Gap]

Originally Posted by jeschmit

V Coach asked me to watch for players in the lane. About three trips down the floor later, I called a 3 second violation on his player. As we made our way back to the other end of the floor (in front of V bench) I heard a fan behind me say,

"You call 3 seconds down there, and this guy is pitching a tent, starting a campfire and the squirrel* is half cooked!"

I chuckled to myself and continued refereeing.

* denotes Bhuck Elics

[Rufus]

I heard two this year coming from the student section after what they perceived to be dubious calls from the varsity crew I was watching:

Take his whistle! (sung/clapped to in the same rhythm as the "Overrated" chant)

and my kid's favorite:

I'm blind! I'm deaf! I wanna be a ref!